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Joke of the Day

"I was very upset at the funeral the other day. I started wailing and moaning and banging on the coffin In the end they opened it and let me out."

"Detective: How did you get into counterfeiting? Criminal: I answered an ad that said ""Make money at home."""

"longest word in the English language - Funny but logical What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"""

"When I die, before my will is read, I want my entire Google search history revealed and whoever is left in the room gets it all."

"Him: You hang up first. Me: *click"

"Sometimes I put my workout gear on and watch tv because it's the thought that counts."

"A man has an accident at the factory where he works... He calls his wife and says ""Meet me at the hospital! I just cut off my finger!"" Wife says ""The whole finger?!?"" He says ""No, the one next to it"""

"What did Ryu say when I asked if I could have some of his food? ***SHORYUKEN***"

"My ex claimed I had a 'hero' complex, but whatever I think wearing my underwear on the outside of my pants is a bold & brave fashion choice"

"Where do they make contentment? At the satis-factory."