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Joke of the Day
"Why are dirty jokes so uncommon Because the punchline's always so hard"
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"Why did he cross back? So he could charge the client for travel expenses."
"My wife and I welcomed our second child into the world yesterday afternoon! I never knew she African ancestry...but I guess I should have known with the first one."
"My daughter wants to be something scary for Halloween this year so she's going to carry a school fundraising packet to every door."
"Why did the condom cross the road? Because it was pissed off."
"Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was out standing in his field"
"Stupid joke I made up, 101: Where does a sandwich go when it gets good grades? Honor roll."
"Why couldn't the Japanese guy see his car? Because he had a cataract!"
"Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines? Because they had a point"
"I like my women the way I like my coffee in a basket being touched by many Colombian men."