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Joke of the Day

"London is like the best era of Batman at the moment. Well-orchestrated mild commuter panic and Prince stalking the streets."

"Knock knock Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave breaking down into an emotional wreck and mess of tears at the realisation that the Alzheimer's has finally taken hold."

"Did you know LSD can make you lose weight? Because you can't get to the fridge if there's a dragon guarding it."

"My highest test grade I'll always be proud of is my blood test... A+"

"What country do all cats wish to get their food from? Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM"

"What is 007's fetish? Bondage..."

"What's a British student's favourite drink? M.I.Tea"

"Ruin a hipster's day by telling them how commercial you think their favorite band has become."

"My Dad got a Chia Obama head a couple of years ago. The box said he would grow an afro, but nothing changed."

"Reddit, You are too cool... ...you give me frostbite."