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Joke of the Day

"I rang my telecom provider. Before I got through , I had to say ""Jump through the hoop! Do a flip!"" They said my call may be recorded for training porpoises."

"Woman are so emotional *throws a garbage can through my tv because a hockey team lost*"

"Nothing makes me more nervous than receiving Facebook notifications after a weekend of drinking that says ""you have been tagged in a photo"""

"Where did the fish go when it needed an operation? To the sturgeon"

"The irony of being a horse is you could lift weights all day and you will still only have 1 horsepower"

"Here's to the stork that brings good babies... Here's to the stork that brings good babies, the raven that brings bad babies, and to the swallow...that brings *no* babies!"

"Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there are too many cheetahs."

"FUN FACT: Teens in the late 1800s sent/received an average of 75 telegrams a day."

"So excited for the season finale of America I hope there's another season though..."

"I think it's time I throw away my fleshlight My masturbation is getting a little out of hand."