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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a capital lambda? A sheep-da"

"Joke of The Day 6/9/14 Slept like a log last night........Woke up in the fireplace."

"If you found a five dollar bill in every pocket of your coat what would you have ? Someone else's coat."

"What do you call a Deer with... No eyes?: **No idea** No eyes and no legs?: **Still no idea** No eyes and no legs, having sex? **Still f*cking no idea** And where do you find it? **Where you left it**"

"Why did the photographer get arrested? He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents."

"Why Doesn't Humpty Dumpty Believe in Anything? Because he's an EGGnostic!"

"What has 6 legs bits and talks in code ? A morese-quito !"

"What's the difference between a dentist and a sadist? Newer magazines. (Stolen shamelessly from Seinfeld)"

"Reddit is like a newspaper... ...all of the headlines happened yesterday."

"How can you tell when an accountant is extroverted? He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own."