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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a capital lambda? A sheep-da"
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"""Any minute now. Any minute..."" -Lincoln Logs, waiting for a phone call from Hollywood"
"Why did the farmer get an award? Because he was outstanding in his field."
"You say cannibal, I say people person."
"I guess you can call 2chainz... A master debater... ( )"
"So my dad has already spent +$300 on coffee this month. That must have Costa lot."
"A cheetah stalking its prey would envy the velocity at which I click the skip button when Apple Music plays a Nickelback track"
"Do you know beer makes you smart? It made Bud wiser."
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