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Joke of the Day
"I found a sub for Ethiopian Food. . /r/ethiopianfood"
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"Big shoutout to whoever decided the ? and ! should be next to each other on an iPhone. That typo hasn't made me look insane 10,000 times."
"ARCTIC HOOKER Q: What is a hooker in Alaska called? A: A frostitute."
"[First person to ride a horse] 'I'm going to sit on that thing and I don't care how angry it gets.'"
"Wife: ok, you have free reign to decide on all household decisions today... Me: *too shocked to move or decide anything...*"
"Chemistry joke... I would tell a chemistry joke, but there'd be no reaction."
"I heard that my old neighbour forgot about his dementia. He's alright now."
"[Talking to a giant banana] ""Is that a human being in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"""
"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAAAAAAAND EYYEEEEEEEE"
"I was once a man stuck in a woman's body Then my mother gave birth"