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Joke of the Day

"Where do all the bad hamburger buns live? In the seedy part of town"

"Just tell me when and where, and I'll be there 20 minutes late."

"Weird how people say that gay marriage will lead to people marrying dogs, but the 2nd amendment is never gonna give dogs guns."

"A Vulture Boards a plane carrying two dead raccoons.The stewardess say,""I'm sorry but we only allow each passenger one carrrion."" joker"

"lady, cut my neck open with trimmers, i dont care, but if you try and start a conversation with me im never coming back to this Supercuts"

"Denied candy because I ""didn't wear red"". Kicked out of the office because I ""didn't wear pants"". I'm tired of these Valentine's Day rules."

"How do you know when a joke has gone too far? It's elected President."

"Why was the little ink blot so unhappy? Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be."

"While visiting Ireland last year, a nice friendly old man said to me... ""Sir, if you ever come within a mile of my house, I hope you will stop there."""

"Why couldn't the fun guy go in the elevator? There wasn't mush-room."