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Joke of the Day

"Im in a band called ""Missing Cat"" You've probably seen our posters..."

"There is a new breakfast cereal for impotent men Nuttin' Raisin Honey"

"What do elephants do in the evenings ? Watch elevision !"

"Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach? Because he was wandering around with a semillon. (best when read out loud)"

"What do you call a person of Irish and Asian descent? Rice Paddy. - Edit: Credit goes to my nickname from some clever fucker classmate when I was a kid."

"Friends that are with you during your darkest times probably didn't pay their electric bill either."

"Everyone on a flight is technically a flight attendant"

"The day Adele decides to crowd surf is the day we learn who her real fans are"

"How many lives does a German cat have NEIN!"

"A man asked his wife what she wanted for Valentine's Day: Wife: ""A divorce."" Husband: ""I really wasn't planning on spending that much."""