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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the campers with explosive diarrhea? That shi* was intense."
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"A man walks a little girl into the woods at night. The girl begins to tremble and says, ""I'm scared."" ""You're scared,"" the man replies abrasively, ""I have to walk out of here by myself."""
"Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead."
"I think I have a medicine fetish. I get a boner when i take Viagra."
"Q: How do ghosts fly from one place to another? A: By scareplane."
"If a shark attacks you, punch him in the nose. And if that doesn't work, use your severed arm to tickle his belly."
"What is 1 + 1? 3 if you don't use protection."
"So french me was speaking in english with one of my friends, when suddenly he starts making fun of my accent.... I told him it was the only car i could afford!"
"Hard work pays off in in the future Laziness pays off now"
"I got my IQ test results back today They were negative."