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Joke of the Day
"Where did the man with an undecorated yard put his spare change? His Hedge Fund."
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"A son asks his mom... -Mom, why is my cousin named Diamond? -Because Aunt Carol Loves Diamonds -What about me? -Enough questions Harambe"
"What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common? They're both really high and have no access to water."
"Smiling gives you wrinkles. Resting bitch face keeps you pretty."
"i have been told spending the night in this haunted house will grant me immunity from being pranked or fooled on the april fool day"
"What's the difference between a porcupine and a ferrari? The porcupine has pricks on the outside."
"Why could'nt one cat impregnate the other cat?? Its because they're both pussies!!"
"What's a wolf's favorite breakfast food? A wolffle."
"Want to have a haircut like Jesus? Just ask for the ""What Would Jesus 'Do!"""
"What was the first thing Abraham Lincoln told his friends when they asked him how he got an STD? Four whore and seven beers ago...."