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Joke of the Day

"I shaved my head the other day... At first I hated the look, but it's starting to grow on me."

"""UK Students Die In Safari Crash"" I bet they wished they'd just stuck with Internet Explorer now."

"What type of wind is named after a young deer? Foehn"

"I bet people who are actually from West Philadelphia get really tired of telling people where they were born and raised."

"A nurse reached into her pocket looking for her pen and found a rectal thermometer instead. She turned to her colleague and said ""some asshole has got my pen""."

"[NSFW] What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut fucks everybody, a bitch fucks everybody but me."

"What does a vegetarian zombie eat? GRAAAIIIIIINS"

"Yo mama's got so many balls lined up ready to score, her nickname is Basketball Practice."

"So I was fingering my sister the other day. She said ""wow you do it just like dad!"" I replied ""thats what mom said"" then I found my brothers wedding ring."

"The pope gets caught with child porn, he says: ""Just looking at some old home videos at the Catholic Church"". Still a joke guys, I don't actually mean it. :D"