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Joke of the Day

"*throws phone over courthouse metal detector. catches phone on the other side. resumes conversation*"

"Mom mom! Is light edible? Because I just heard dad tell our neighbour to turn it off so he could shove it down her throat"

"Your mother reminds me of Eminem... She only worth fiddy cent."

"Q. Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers? A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams"

"""How much for the mannequin in the clown outfit?"" ""Sir, she came in with you!"""

"I like Freudian Slips as much as the next gay."

"There's a support group for people addicted to plastic surgery... One day the group leader comes in and says ""I see a lot of new faces this week... I must say, I'm disappointed!"""

"When my wife told me to stop imitating flamingos, I had to put my foot down"

"So I farted in an apple store Everyone got mad so I said too bad you don't have windows"

"Gay men are fucking assholes"