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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there? We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions."

"The worst puns are hot dog puns."

"I was at the pub with the Mrs last night and I said, ""I love you.' She said, ""Is that you or the beer talking?"" I replied, ""It's me... talking to the beer!"" "

"If you turn your underwear inside out and put them on, the whole universe is wearing your underwear except for you."

"Did you hear Prince's sister is inheriting his estate? There's just one problem... She's just like their mother, so she's never satisfied."

"An organ trafficker has a date ""What do you do for a living?"", asks the date. ""I trade illegal organs."", the trafficker says. ""Jesus! Don't you have a heart?"" ""Was that a critic or an order?"""

"Why is the archaeologist sad? Because his career is in ruins."

"Shout out to all the girls that got pregnant last night and don't know it yet"

"A black man walks into the doctors with a fancy parrot in his shoulder The doctor says ""what a magnificent creature, where did you get that?"" The parrot replies ""Africa there's millions of them"""

"Why did the mexican take xanax? For hispanic attacks"