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Joke of the Day
"Why did the mexican take xanax? For hispanic attacks"
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"Me and my wife are married for so long that she can finish all of my sentences And the middle, sometime even the start, too"
"I'm really good at writing palindromes where the 2nd half is gibberishhsirebbig si flah dn2 eht erehw semordnilap gnitirw ta doog yllaer m'I"
"""Isn't it strange how we were all once an egg?"" I told my wife. ""Well, grandpa still is,"" interrupted my son."
"I went for a run in morning but came home after 2 minutes coz I forgot something I forgot that I'm so fat that I can only run for 2 minutes"
"My girlfriend said she won't miss the iPhone headphone jack as much as everyone. Said she goes to bed to another miniscule 3.5mm thing anyway."
"Who's this moderation person everyone tells me to drink with?"
"Do you know how you can tell your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit."
"What does Sean Connery do with his quiche? He opensh hish doorsh with them."
"How do you keep a black person from drowning? You don't"