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Joke of the Day

"I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if architects in those days had just made their towns big enough for everyone."

"If software developers made cars They would cost $500, get 200 miles per gallon, and once a year would explode. Killing everyone inside."

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for the Fresh Prince."

"What's black and white and red all over? Batman's father"

"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll just beat the room for being black."

"""I'd make an awesome president. Give me a problem, any problem."" ""Um, population control?"" ""Kill all the storks. BOOM!"""

"How do you catch a polar bear? Cut a hole in the ice and line the edge with peas. When the polar bear comes to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole."

"I can really only think of one thing worse than genocide. Jews."

"I love it when waiters tell me to tell them when to stop grating cheese on my meal. It's cheese, dude. We'll be here a while."

"What is the poo from a fish with no dad called? bassturd"