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Joke of the Day

"I can really only think of one thing worse than genocide. Jews."

"20 yrs from now they'll make a movie on how Leonardo DeCaprio never won an Oscar. Plot twist the actor playing him wins an Oscar."

"This Super Market doesn't even sell capes."

"Wanna know what 1000 marbles spilling on a tile floor sounds like? Have kids."

"How's a Volvo just like a woman? The pussy is on the inside."

"I'm going to start a charity for the clinically insane. Gonna call it ""Fundamental"""

"Can we install an *eyeroll* button on twitter?"

"Girls spend a lot of time explaining how they never do the thing they just did."

"The inventor of the dissapointing punchline has died His funeral will be held on Thursday at 2pm."

"ITEMS EVERY WOMAN SHOULD OWN: -Little Black Dress -Cute flats -Strappy s- ok now that the men have stopped reading, we revolt at dawn."