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Joke of the Day
"I can really only think of one thing worse than genocide. Jews."
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"My wife and I used to practice safe sex. Unfortunately they won't let us back in the bank."
"TIFU by forgetting what current MMO my friend played and wasting my money to buy WoW gametime Wrong sub."
"""Why can't anything be easy?!?"" I moaned as my real-time handheld connection to all the world's information briefly ran slower than usual."
"I went to a casting for the lead role in a midget porn film. I didn't get the part, but I was told I made the short list."
"A farmer planted a crop of puns They were home groan."
"How does Porkins get into his star fighter? He has to wedge himself in."
"space republicans decree: if alien lifeform implants a egg in ur face,u must carry it to term. perhaps wear a less enticing helmet next time"
"I react to the phrase ""open bar"" the way my dog reacts to everything"
"Be a sharp dressed man. Buy a suit made of knives. Scare ur boss into promoting u. Cut everyone's sandwiches for them in the break room."