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Joke of the Day
"What rhymes with orange? No it doesn't."
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"Boss: It's been a tough year Jim J: Am I laid off? B: No J: Fired? B: No J: What then? B: You're to be executed at noon. J: This is bullshit"
"Why do rednecks like the doggie position? That way they can both watch wrestling."
"I had an omelette with FIVE different types of mushroom this morning. It truly was a Breakfast of Champignons."
"Waiter, I'll have what he's having. Ok sir. One fly in your soup. Anything else?"
"What did the chef say when he cooked up moose meat instead of beef? ""Oh no! I've made a huge MooseSteak!"""
"I was just awarded a trophy for laziness. All I need now is for someone to accept it on my behalf."
"I walked into the bar and asked for something cold and full of rum. The bartender yelled to the back, ""Dear, there's someone here to see you."""
"Pac-Man Amiibo ""This is the worst buttplug ever! Why is it yellow?"" ""Hey, has anyone seen my Pac-Man amiibo?"" ""OOOPS"""
"Every single morning I get hit by the same bike... It's a vicious cycle."