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Joke of the Day

"Adobe released a new digital ruler today. It's a bit short though, so they codenamed it... Napoleon, because it's a short ruler. No, seriously: http://xdce.adobe.com/mighty/"

"A woman walks into a bar Oh, I just wanted to say ""a woman walks into a bar"" because the jokes always start with ""a man walks into a bar""."

"I asked a Mexican man how he was voting in the next election. He was on the fence."

"I found out NVidia have made a new sun cream I hear it will have more shader cores"

"What's the difference between karate and judo? Karate is a method of self defense and judo is what bagels are made of."

"Girl, you be the British and I'll be Paul Revere.... I'll be riding and you'll be coming."

"""Daaaaaaaaaaaad, what should I do with this industrial roll of bubble wrap?"" ""Just pop it in the corner please"" It took me 2 hours."

"What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?... Make me one with everything."

"If your job ever feels pointless... just remember somebody is the fact checker for Buzz Feed."

"The hardest part of being a gentleman is going to all of these gentlemen's clubs."