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Joke of the Day
"The inflight movie on my trip home was Pixels. We had two walk outs."
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"I asked my North Korean friend how he was doing.... ...and he responded, ""I can't complain."""
"So excited! I'm taking an online grammar class. No more typos for me. Nolege is power biches!"
"Roses are expensive... Violets are gay... Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day..."
"New machine at the gym There is a new machine at the gym. It's truly awesome! I almost puked after an hour, it really has it all. Cookies, chocolate bars, chips, sodas."
"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide. *bows*"
"What's the easiest way to end a friendship? Just asking for a friend"
"Newspapers The paperboy didn't deliver my newspaper this morning, so I snuck next door and took the neighbours. In hindsight, kidnapping might have been a little excessive"
"What do you call a joke with no punchline? Ba-dum-tss"
"Husband got excited thinking I was touching myself under the covers but I was actually just opening a Kit Kat I didn't wanna share."