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Joke of the Day
"Whoever called it a ""dust bunny"" was in a super good mood."
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"Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree? Because he couldn't bark"
"How to describe Mitt Romney in two sentences. I stand by what I said, whatever it is that I said. I deny saying that, whatever it is that I said."
"Why don't lamps talk? They're antisocial lights."
"""Its odd how the Church just lets pedophile's grant forgiveness"" Anyway...thats why I'm not allowed in Confession anymore."
"My better half said period jokes aren't clever So I wound up discarding 3 pages of jokes i had expounded on the Victorian period."
"I ain't sayin she a gold digger, but she did move to California in 1849."
"I love Fight Club! I showed up a little late so I missed the first few rules but I can't wait to go next week!"
"How do you get elected president of my pants? By the vote of the Erectional College..."
"I came home to a man going down on my asian wife... I looked that man straight in the eye and said to him ""Was it worth it? You know you're gonna be hungry again in an hour!"""