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Joke of the Day
"I heard something crazy the other day apparently making alcohol in scotland is whiskey business"
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"What did my dad say after he asked for frozen casserole That's chili. E:dit Ok execution could be better. Any tips?"
"What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ? An elephant disguised as a banana !"
"Tell women at the bar you are the lead singer of Train. There's no way they can know your lying."
"What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop? WRAP MUSIC!"
"My wife says I snore really bad, so I stayed awake all night to see if she if she was right. Turns out she's a liar, I didn't snore once."
"What do you say to a one legged hitch-hiker? Hop in."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ammonia ! Ammonia who ? Ammonia a poor little sparrow !"
"""Stop the bus and let my friend Jack off!"""
"What do you call alcohol in a bird bath? Tequila mockingbird"