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Joke of the Day
"How do you remember your wedding anniversary? Forget it once."
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"What do you call a black person on the moon? An astronaut"
"What's a cheerleader's favorite fruit? (Popsicle stick caliber) Pom-Pomegranate"
"Excuse me but I didn't order Hamlet I ordered an omlet"
"If I reject your call the first two times, ring me again. I'm really just testing your resolve."
"A groom raises his glass to toast his wife on their wedding day I've finally found a perfect girl i could not ask for more she's deaf and dumb and over sexed and owns a liquor store."
"A Stormtrooper tried to commit suicide yesterday."
"Believe what a plumber says They've seen some shit."
"It's rather pathetic that the only thing that consistently works on my car is the Check Engine light."
"A batman joke Batman and Robin are walking down the street. Robin: Hey Batman, can I tell you a joke? Batman: Sure, Robin. R: Knock, knock B: Who's there? R: NOT YOUR PARENTS"