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Joke of the Day
"What kind of tea do wealthy people own? Proper-Tea"
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"How do you organize a space party you planet"
"Considering what Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark did with their wealth, Bill Gates should be ashamed of himself."
"masturbate."
"If 2 vegetarians argue... ... do they have beef?"
"The trick to free lunches is to tell your friend ""you get this one, I'll get the next 1"" and then never see them again and make new friends."
"Mules... are SO half-assed."
"Did you hear about the contortionist that fell in love? She was heels over head for him!"
"I was watching you while you slept. You look pretty stupid."
"""ring on the wrong finger"" A: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? . B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman."