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Joke of the Day
"Why do managers like pizza? It comes out of the box"
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"What are Mario's overalls made out of? *Denim, Denim, Denim*"
"What happens when the USSR gets back together? A Soviet Reunion."
"What is the name of an annoying creature that is notorious for biting humans in the tropics? Luiz Suarez."
"CONGRATULATIONS It has been 24 0 days since you last stepped in cat puke."
"So many girls look so cute and pretty when they cry then there's me where i look like a dying horse"
"I saw two WNBA tickets nailed to a fence today It's my lucky day! Free nails."
"- You always have to have the last word. - THAT IS A LIE! - OK, I'm sorry. - Spatula."
"Is that a tongue ring? No... my mouth is just liftin weights"
"I was bitten by a crow, since then I've had the proportionate strength, speed, and agility of a guy who is bleeding from the head a bit"