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Joke of the Day

"Any jokes for friday the 13 & Valentines day? :) Just wondering if anyone had some good oneliners, maybe even dad jokes, about valentines day amd frifay the thirteenth :)"

"When a character in a movie says the title in the middle of dialogue they should be required to wink and make tiny guns with their fingers."

"Why it feels so hard to break up with a japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it."

"Deleting cookies from my browser history is fine but I'd rather delete cookies from my eating history."

"What is Ramsay Bolton's favorite band? Cold Flay"

"Wanna hear a joke about the OP that actually delivered?"

"Every text from my mom is the most heart breaking thing I've ever read. Until the next text from my mom."

"I Love when my Friends help to Identify themselves as Technologically-Retarded Idiots by changing their Status to: ""WOW I can't believe that you can see who is viewing your Profile!""..."

"What do you call a slutty mermaid? An H2hoe"

"[shopping] May I help you find something? ""Where are the giants?"" What? ""Your sign outside says there's a giant sale."""