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Joke of the Day

"Thank you, true crime show, for saying that was a reenactment. I was pretty upset your camera person didn't stop that murder."

"What do you call a raft full of black people? Smoke on the water. ... My most sincere apologies."

"What's another term for anal bleaching? Changing your ringtone"

"I put Pepsi in my car instead of gas and now it doesn't work so think of that next time you reach for a refreshing soda."

"What do you call an African who plays 10 pin bowling online? Ebola."

"Better ""copulate"" than ""copunever."""

"What do you call a terrorist holding an AK47 to your head? Sir."

"What's the cheapest meat you can buy? Deer Balls...they're under a buck"

"Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead."

"What do you call pickled bread? Dill Dough"