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Joke of the Day

"*steps on Lego* *stumbles backwards and trips over more Legos* *throws all Legos away* *Grandparents buy more Legos for Christmas*"

"What's yellow and can't swim? A school bus full of children who had bright futures."

"When you hug someone, think of all the poop you are just inches away from."

"Why are there so many old people in Church? They're cramming for the final."

"And before bros, churros."

"As I sit here naked in Hugh Jackman's hotel room, it occurs to me that I might have mixed up my bucket list with my wife's."

"What kind of underwear does Severus Snape wear? Always."

"Knock knock Who's there? The pilot, let me in."

"Did you know Steve Irwin would still be alive if he wore sunscreen? It protects from deadly rays."

"I would like to be a zombie because when someone asked me if I had a boyfriend I could just eat them."