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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why do men have a hole in their penis? A: So they can think with an open mind."

"Facebook is still the best way to keep in touch with people you don't want to keep in touch with."

"What do you call it when crows make noise? A caw-cawphony"

"My Executive Director said to me ""Well aren't you an eager beaver"" I was like ""Oh my God, Why? What have you heard???"""

"Whats the difference between a piece of paper and an emo. The paper cuts you not itself."

"Never date a tennis player Love means nothing to them."

"Did you know unicorns exist? Yeah man. You didn't know? They're short and fat, and people call them rhinos."

"Salesman: first time buying a motorcycle? Me: that obvious? Salesman: nobody asks ""how loud is the vroom?"" they ask ""what's the vroomage?"""

"I'm AMAZED by mythology. I'll tell you about my favorite tales... if you have a minotaur two. (amazed... get it?)"

"What is the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth? One US leader"