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Joke of the Day
"A Bartender Says, ""We Don't Serve Time Travelers"" A time traveler enters the bar."
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"Why do single men live longer than married men? Because they want to."
"People always look at me weird when I argue with my food, but what can I say? I cook a mean steak."
"""Oh holy shit, what the hell is this!"" -people who request songs on the radio discovering the internet for the first time"
"I liked ""Facebook posts"" better when they were called ""journal entries"" and no one was allowed to read them."
"Q: Why the fireman was burried on the top of the hill? A: Because he was dead."
"Need hospital etiquette advice. How long should you wait after they pull the plug to ask if you can use the socket to charge your phone?"
"Got a great book of Ebay ""How To Improve Your memory"" But for the life of me I can not remember where I left the fucking thing"
"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin' catholic."
"What was the man running around ? - from my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep."