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Joke of the Day
"A woman's favorite position is CEO."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cargo ! Cargo who ? Cargo better if you fill it with gas first !"
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"What did the blue denims say to the black denims? I guess we have different genes! *knee slap* ... I'll see myself to the door"
"How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes? You pull down their genes."
"Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her!"
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