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Joke of the Day
"A woman's favorite position is CEO."
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"DATE: *gets in car* ME: hi *starts driving* DATE: how's it going? ME: first, gas is sparked in the combustion chamber to push the pistons"
"Why don't witches wear underpants? To get a better grip on the broom"
"Lol , Toilet (potty) Humour, funny A : Have you heard of the movie ""Constipation"" ? B: No -- A: Obviously because it hasnt come out as yet .. LOL B: You are so fucking Stupid .."
"Growing up, mum was always like a beautiful bird. She would fly away and when she returned many hours later she would puke everywhere."
"What's the difference between Luke Skywalker and a black man? Luke Skywalker eventually finds out who his father is."
"Why do married men love golf so much? Because it's not the same three holes over and over again."
"I have a lot of disdain for anyone in the top 1% who hasn't become Batman."
"Chuck Norris' prostate has eaten dozens of doctor's middle fingers."
"If Bill Clinton was a construction worker he would be called Bob the Billder Sorry."