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Joke of the Day
"which is the most negative animal in the barnyard? the horse, because its a naysayer."
Next Joke
"A poster with a mugshot saying ""Have you seen this man"" So I rang up and said No. You have to do your bit for society ."
"No thanks, fantasy football. I already have a fantasy boyfriend, a fantasy sex life & a fantasy bank account. I'm good."
"What do you call a grain knife? barleysong"
"Have you heard of the guy that lost his left side He's all right now"
"What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford? You can drive a golf ball 200 yards."
"Why does a rapper need an umbrella? Fo' drizzle."
"Where do you learn to make ice cream? Sundae School"
"""Do you know why I pulled you over?"" ""You thought I'd like your pretty lights?"" ""Recite the alphabet backwards"" ""I can't even do that sober"""
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss"