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Joke of the Day
"I wish more fat people would utilize the phrase ""Blimpin ain't easy."""
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"[right after my lie detector test] -Make sure that machine shows I've had plenty of the sex ""Sir that's not what it does- -I SAID MAKE SURE"
"What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night? Morgue Attendant"
"LPT Don't order the wrong thing for your wife at subway Oops wrong sub"
"Why did god give women legs? Have you ever seen that trail a slug leaves behind?"
"Camper: There's a leak over my bunk! Counselor: That's what we said in the camp ads. Running water in every cabin!"
"I hope the next Adam Sandler movie has a wacky grandpa who uses ""bae"" all the time so you guys will stop thinking its funny"
"What do you call an origional joke on r/jokes Mine"
"Your momma is so stupid... She thought tinder was a cooking show to make chicken."
"If you were antipencil, would you be erasist?"