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Joke of the Day

"Adults never get excited anymore about how big I got since they last saw me :("

"Did you hear about the blind woman in a gangbang? She didn't know what came over her."

"Are they ""haters"" or just ""people who noticed that you're a dick""? Check again."

"How do you make a redditor impatient? loading..."

"I've decided to leave my past behind me.. So if I owed you money- I'm sorry but I've moved on."

"A TV weatherman who keeps accidentally calling the anchorwoman mom"

"Why did the two radio broadcasters get along so well? They were on the same wavelength."

"What do you call a dog that can preform magic? A Labracadabra."

"I only like 70 things.. One is alcohol. Another is 69."

"What did Holly Holm say to Ronda Rousey's date to the Marine Corps Ball? I hit that."