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Joke of the Day

"What no running shoes and Neo-Nazis have in common? Both make Jews run faster! (Sorry, but as an agnostic Jew myself, I hope that it's okay for me to make this joke.)"

"New Years Resolutions I've decided on a few attainable resolutions... * put on some weight * exercise less * watch some TV, play some computer games * procrastinate (maybe I'll do that later)"

"I tried cooking with wine tonight, after five glasses, I forgot why I was even in the kitchen"

"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy After all he did kill Hitler. Then again... He killed the guy who killed Hitler."

"I love dead baby jokes. They never get old."

"My bro and I are building a bar. My step bro and I want to build a bar in Aushwitz to tap an undiscovered tourism market. We want to call it Gin and Jews."

"It's still Valentines day for another hour.. Roses are red Violets are blue No, they are violet FTFY"

"Did you hear about the pessimistic German vegetarian? He feared the wurst"

"How does a Metal Wizard perform his spells? He ChromeCasts. anDruid humor."

"Why are trigonometric functions always women? Because they have periods!"