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Joke of the Day

"ESPIONAGE: teen dresses up as a dad for a PTA meeting ""i think drugs are cool and we should back off"" *snapback falls out of pocket* *gasps*"

"What is the difference between a bowling ball and a Romanian woman's Pussy? If you had to, you could eat the bowling ball."

"So I was having sex the other day"

"A man had a stroke and lost the use of the left side of his body. He's all right now."

"A look into the mind of women..."

"What do you call an older man who goes after young boys? Nittany Lions"

"What do you call a frozen Communist? A hammer and pop-sickle"

"Jason Bateman origin story: On a field trip to a scientific lab as a teen, he was bitten by a radioactive Jason Bate."

"Why did the Snowman pull his pants down? Because the snowblower was coming."

"How do you know if a Chinaman robbed your house? Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway."