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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an older man who goes after young boys? Nittany Lions"

"I've watched three episodes of ""I Shouldn't Be Alive"" tonight, adding ""outdoor enthusiast and survival expert"" to my online dating profile."

"My wife's safe word: ""Not tonight"""

"""So, doctor, do I have cancer or not?"" ""Oh Jesus Christ, holy shit, tons of it,"" said the doctor to Martin Shkreli."

"What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common? Every night they pop open a cold one."

"Piles Day Today is ""World Piles Day"". Get yourself examined thoroughly. If you don't have piles, celebrate . . . . . . . for being the perfect Asshole!"

"When going through TSA inspection at the airport, there's no telling how long it will take... ... All belts are off ."

"Why didn't the feminist shave her arm pits? Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free."

"Where does napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies"

"Why won't anti vaxers ever win an election? All their supporters are home with sick kids"