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Joke of the Day

"Facebook sent me a notification....unfortunately, my meth lab on Farmville blew up."

"How to sex: Boy: can I put my finger in your belly button Girl: sure Girl: that's not my belly button Boy: that's not my finger"

"When is Jesse Jackson going to notice how segregated Neopolitan ice cream is?"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz dis boy wants ya downvotes and dat jazz"

"So I called the suicide hotline earlier... I was answered with, ""Thank you for calling Mr. Archipelago0. We will be processing your request shortly."""

"Why are girls so odd? they can't even"

"Hey Girl, u must have gotten your steering wheel in my pants. Cause u are driving me nuts"

"One liner. I have a cold. The stuff that's coming out of my nose could turn turtles into ninjas."

"I just came up with a long UDP joke But it's not really worth typing out here. You guys probably wouldn't even get it."

"Prince: Rapunzel, let down your hair. Rapunzel: Hair, you'll never be beautiful, you'll always have split ends. *hair is super let down*"