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Joke of the Day

"Prince: Rapunzel, let down your hair. Rapunzel: Hair, you'll never be beautiful, you'll always have split ends. *hair is super let down*"

"I like to stay at the nude beach all day, or at least until clothing time."

"My ex husbands Voicemail was a trick one where he'd say ""Hello Hello, so you think he'd answered and that's why he's dead."

"Is athlete's foot [gulp] fatal, doc? ""Not with the proper treatment."" *gives foot $56M 7-year contract*"

"A man goes to the doctor... ...and the doctor tells him he has dyslexia. The man replies, ""Dyslexia? I just met her!"""

"A man's son goes off to join isis. The man laments saying: Why? Jihad so much potential!"

"When i have sex it's a race to see who comes first ... me or the aspca"

"What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? One will see you later and the other will see you in a while."

"A man goes to his doctor The doctor says ""Sir, you have HIV"", the man responds ""Wow, you can't even trust your own kids these days!""."

"Give me five hundred good reasons you think I'm too demanding."