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Joke of the Day

"where does saddam hussein keep his c.d collection? In Iraq (a rack)"

"Whenever someone starts checking their phone when I'm talking to them I like to regain their attention by combing their hair"

"When the gay guy died, why did they bury him face down? So his buddies could come by and have a cold one with him."

"Frisbee. I went to the park with my son and he brought his frisbee. We started throwing it around and after a while I started to wonder why frisbees get bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me..."

"The Game You just lost."

"What happens to Eminem when he dies? **Wiggamortis.** I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?"

"There are two types of people in this world: Those that can extrapolate information"

"My dad told me they once had to cancel a football season because John Madden ate all of the footballs."

"What body part never seems to win? The feet."

"why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack"