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Joke of the Day
"where does saddam hussein keep his c.d collection? In Iraq (a rack)"
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"My brother threw a can of Pepsi at me from the roof... I'm just glad it was a soft drink otherwise that may have caused some serious damage."
"Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes."
"TMZ reportedly has a copy of a Dora the Explorer sextape which shows Dora having sex, using drugs and making racially insensitive comments."
"How do you blind an Asian? With dental floss."
"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."
"How do you get a Warriors fan to stop masturbating? Paint his dick Cavaliers maroon and yellow."
"Batman: ""I am...**BATMAN!**"" ""Hi, Batman, I'm not Dad because yours already died when you were a kid."""
"Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? ...To get to the same side"
"This is an emergency! *Begs to borrow strangers phone *starts scrolling through pics"