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Joke of the Day

"Q. Why did the blonde get so excited when she finished the jigsaw puzzle after only 6 months? A. Because on the box it said: From 2-4 years."

"What do you call a man chasing a car? -Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired"

"""I'm dying call me an ambulance"" Best friend: ""Ok dying, you're an ambulance"""

"What did the fisherman do on his date? Netfish and krill"

"My sex party was a big disappointment... Nobody came."

"Who is the smelliest hairiest monarch in the world? King Pong."

"My wife asked me to stop singing Wonderwall I said maybe."

"If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments."

"The reason the earth's core is hot Is because my mixtape is so underground"

"I think I have an infallibility complex I've never been wrong before."