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Joke of the Day
"The only thing wrong with Bill Cosby was pudding. Pudding his dick where it didn't belong."
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"JOB REQUIREMENTS: Must have a college degree. Must have 5 years experience. Must have volunteered as tribute and won the 74th Hunger Games."
"Periodic joke Do you have any Nitrogen Monoxide jokes? NO"
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"When i fart I always tell my gf that it were butterfly's that did'nt know the way to my heart."
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