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Joke of the Day
"2 peanuts are walking down the street One was asaulted"
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"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? TEN-tickles TEN-tickles! I find it funny how most people say eight."
"Dried grapes are getting really expensive... I heard they're raisin the price"
"COP: PUT YOUR HANDS UP OCTOPUS: They're tentacles COP: OK PUT ALL 8 TENTACLES UP OCTOPUS: Two are my legs, dude COP: Just go. I give up."
"Have you heard about the restaurant on Mars? The food is great, but the atmosphere is lacking."
"""This isn't my first rodeo"" -Guy at his second rodeo"
"Do you ever look at teachers and think ""I could do that"" and then remember you hate kids?"
"What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Just kidding... He hasn't unwrapped his present yet"
"Immigrants Illegal immigration is not a new problem. Native Americans used to call it ""White People"""
"Whats a pirates favourite kind of wood?? Seeder"