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Joke of the Day
"Do you ever look at teachers and think ""I could do that"" and then remember you hate kids?"
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"Did you hear about the new ""morning after"" pill for men? It changes your blood type."
"I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from, then it dawned on me"
"What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple? Two Wongs don't make a white"
"Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? A: He sold his soul to Santa."
"Last night my mom made dinner, serving up a nice plate of ""You had so much potential"" with a steaming side of ""You shoulda married Jeff."""
"Unable to fall asleep all night from browsing on your iPhone? There's a nap for that."
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"What do you call a galaxy full of Brazilians? The Milky Hue."