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Joke of the Day

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? TEN-tickles TEN-tickles! I find it funny how most people say eight."

"I've never wanted to know the answer to anything bad enough to ask a question at the end of a meeting that's running 30 minutes over time."

"I'm a senior in college with 2 semesters left, and I'm considering picking up a minor Do I lie about my age, or do I just offer to buy her cigarettes and booze?"

"What do you call a row of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hairline!"

"Bring on the Limericks! Belinda, a charming young lass Had a most magnificent ass. Twasn't rounded and pink, As you probably think, It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass."

"A Rabbi, a priest and a minister walk into a bar The bartender asks - is this some kind of joke?"

"I just heard 2 waiters speaking Chinese and then one said very loudly and clearly, 'MEDALLION' so I think some shits about to go down"

"Coming out with a hair product line.... For philosophers, religious and introspective types... it's called ""The Human Conditioner""."

"What do they call a list of athletes in Jamaica? A rasta."

"Why is Santa Claus always a man? Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion."