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Joke of the Day

"Immigrants Illegal immigration is not a new problem. Native Americans used to call it ""White People"""

"My 42 yr old friend is dating a 24 yo guy, she caught him cheating so she took away his play station for a week"

"Why did the Polish get selected to be in so many jokes back in the day?"

"What did the wind turbine say to Justin Beiber? Justin, I'm a big fan. wheyyyyyyyyyyyy"

"Why do u wanna work at Burger King? *imagines killing the Burger King & taking my rightful place as king* ""I haven't taken my meds in weeks"""

"What do you call white people on a bench? The NBA"

"I'm reading a book on evolution... The beginning wasn't great, but it's getting better over time."

"A groom raises his glass to toast his wife on their wedding day I've finally found a perfect girl i could not ask for more she's deaf and dumb and over sexed and owns a liquor store."

"I have a picture of Leonard Nimoy holding a kitten. I call it Spock and Aww. Thank you. Goodnight, everybody."

"Who sang the song that goes... ...""that's neat, that's neat, that's neat, that's neat, I really love your tiger feet""?"