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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow that just gave birth? Decalfinated."
Next Joke
"WIFE: Kate's new baby is 7lbs 11oz ME: WIFE: Roughly 12 a stone ME: WIFE: 312 kilos ME: WIFE: [sigh] a four pack of beer ME: Oh cool"
"Benefits of dating me: You'll be dating me. I could go on, but I think I've made my point."
"My Aunt Maud had so many candles on her last birthday cake that all her party guests got sunburnt !"
"I caught my wife in bed with another man, I was crushed... So I said, ""Get off me you two!"""
"When I was a child I dreamed of being an old west cowboy. When I grew up I realized they didn't have toilet paper with aloe."
"Call-in sick every morning to somewhere you don't work"
"What is the hardest part about firing a black man? Waiting for him to show up."
"When I see an ugly guy buying condoms, I restore my faith in myself by thinking that he bought them only because balloons weren't available"
"Why aren't ""Blonde jokes"" funny? Cause they're stupid."