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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair Virgin Mobil"

"What is Sean Connery's favorite dish? A seizure salad."

"Friends are like boobs. You've got small ones, big ones, real ones, and fake ones."

"Did you know Kim Khardashian's dad was a member of OJ Simpsons legal team? So the whole family has a history of getting black guys off"

"Why did the Hippy Drown? he was tooooo faaaaaaar oouuuuutttt maaaaaannnn"

"*mom puts a gummy vitamin in my mouth while I yawn* Mom, I'm 36. *chews it up, swallows* Adults are supposed to have 2 though."

"Feeling stressed out? Make a nice cup of hot tea and then spill it in the lap of whoever's bugging you."

"In 1940 Goebbels made a speech... Proclaiming that the Swastika was an example of the Golden Ratio. Turns out it was a fibbin' Nazi..."

"3 Nuns Three nuns are sitting on a park bench. A man approaches them and exposes himself to them. Two of the nuns have a stroke but the third one couldn't reach."

"What do you call a lady pig planting seeds? A sow sow."