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Joke of the Day
"How scared was the man who ate cement? Lets just say, he shit a brick."
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"I hate the French They give me the Crepes"
"After a few days with family, a padded cell with WiFi sounds like the perfect getaway."
"Teacher: I wish you'd pay a little attention, David. David: I'm paying as little as I can, teacher."
"Involuntary Owl Knock knock. Who's there? Involuntary owl. Involuntary owl who?"
"What do you call a rude criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending."
"YOU WANNA PIECE OF THIS!?!?! ~me, aggressively handing out cake"
"How many? How many people making how many people does it take to change a light bulb take to change a lightbulb?"
"What would Jesus say if you angered him? ""I'm Crossed."""
"Taught the 5yo to say ""totes magotes"" to annoy my husband who can't figure out why the kid keeps yelling, ""COACH MY GOATS, DAD!"" Nailed it."