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Joke of the Day
"How scared was the man who ate cement? Lets just say, he shit a brick."
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"hmmm public speakimg clases..? well do u hav private speakimg clases? bc i hav a secret *leans in close to u* I NEVER LEARNED HOW TO WHISPER"
"What type of car would the Hamburglar drive? A Hamburghini."
"How are feminists and bad hacker groups similar? Both can't take down anything."
"ISIS is stuck between Iraq and a hard place."
"A drunk was seen by a cop thrusting his hips every couple of steps as he staggered down the road. Cop catches up to him and asks him what he was doing? Drunk says...... Fucking nothing."
"I'm just saying, a cartoon character facebook pic isnt going to stop a child abuser! If you see one, call the cops, bam, done."
"""What should we call ourselves?"" How about 22 pilots? ""Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots"" 21 pilots? ""Omg"""
"I bought a parrot... And it could talk. But it did not say ""I'm hungry."" So it died."
"I hate that random song you hear in the morning and gets stuck in your head all day long."