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Joke of the Day
"So I asked my dealer for some coke. He said 'Is Pepsi okay?' It was delicious nevertheless."
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"What's it called when you sneak into a homosexual wedding? A gay-tecrash Dad joke, right there"
"Just realized that 90% of Disney cartoons involve lying about your identity to get someone to love you."
"Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey? He didn't like getting nailed to the boards."
"What did Voltaire eat for Thanksgiving? Candide yams"
"How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb? Do you have a ticket for that?"