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Joke of the Day
"So I asked my dealer for some coke. He said 'Is Pepsi okay?' It was delicious nevertheless."
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"My reactions 1st child's problems: I WILL fix this!! 2nd child's problems: Let me know if you need help. 3rd child's problems: Good luck."
"What do you call? What do you call a donkey with three legs?? A wonkey!!"
"Her: I heard your sister went to the US. Me: Yeah she did. Her: Which state? Me: Alaska. Her: Cool, when she tells you, tell me."
"And Jesus said, ""Come forth and receive everlasting life...."" But John came fifth, and only received a toaster oven."
"DR DOG: The vasectomy was a success. But until it's healed completely, you'll need to wear this *places cone around patient's neck*"
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"How many tickles does it take an octopus to laugh? Tentickles"