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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bovine beauty pageant winner? A big Miss Steak."
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"How do you castrate an Amish man? Kick his sister in the jaw."
"Nutella. A delicious mix of nuts and umbrellas."
"The last words of my gym teacher: ""All spears to me!"""
"I had anal sex and my sperm were so confused They tried to fertilize a piece of corn."
"""You thinkin what I'm thinkin?"" ""That we should dance our way out of this street fight?"" ""Wait what?"" ""No time! Break on 8! And a 5 6 7 8."""
"I hope when the Incredible Hulk and Kool-Aid Man retire they'll open up a small demolition business together."
"I'm not saying pregnant woman aren't attractive I'm just saying, It'd feel weird giving some random unborn child dimples."
"Two fish are in a tank One turns to the other and asks ""How do you drive this thing?"""
"Babies are terrible at running their own small businesses."