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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bovine beauty pageant winner? A big Miss Steak."
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"How often do you find a eunuch in Westeros? It Varys ( )"
"Writing about 2 dinosaurs who hate crime. They make motorcycles & badges from the meteorite that killed their dino buds. Called TriceraCOPS!"
"Wanna hear a bondage joke? Sorry I'm all tied up at the moment"
"What's orange and sounds like a parrot A carrot"
"Why did Hitler kill himself? He finally got the gas bill."
"What did Magic Johnson give his teammates after winning an NBA title? A HI-V (high five)"
"What do you call a slow hurricane? A slowicane."
"What did the dyslexic Satanist do? He sold his soul to Santa."
"A giraffe walks into a bar... The giraffe trips and falls over, the bartender says, ""what's that lyin over there."" And someone replies, ""that's not a lion, that's a giraffe."""